FOR MY 2PEAS BUDDIES

Once upon a time there was a little bird  named Theodore.  Early on in life his Momma dutifully told him what his future would be.  Namely, that after being groomed and fattened up, his destiny was to end  up on someone's best china as a Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.   Poor Theo!  Now, Theo was a beautiful - (wellll, to some he was beautiful, to the rest of us - ehh)  multicolored turkey and  no drumstick was he going to be!  Theo had plans - he was going to soooar like an eagle (wellll, at least like a duck) and become the best-loved bird in America!  Unfortunately, Theo had a slight mishap with an errant helicopter - and the helicopter won.  Forced to rethink his options, our friendly little turkey dude joined some friends and ventured into a whole new way of life. . .

ROFL!!!